robbstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

(via krufa-sunaisthimata)

sixtylions:

I hate that I can’t tell if someone is actually acting shitty and I’m allowed to be mad, or if my mind is just distorting reality again.

(via madhouse-on-madison)

tuffgreg:

rolodextra:

tuffgreg:

god, it’s so crazy we all have bones… like, just these big hard rods holding our meat up. that’s so fucking wild, i can’t believe it

one of the main reasons i don’t want to get pregnant is i can’t handle the idea of growing bones and not keeping them

this is a very reasonable concern. you go to all that trouble growing new bones and then some shitlord infant steals them out from under you. disgraceful

(via madhouse-on-madison)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via hotboyproblems)

6x:

i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow

(via hockeyismyreligon)

alwaysmeek:

Keep your fake love away from me.

(via hockeyismyreligon)

venuskissed:

u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

(via hockeyismyreligon)